Riff Session 40 - Our Guest Disses Salad, Beaches Made of Fish Poop [The Comedian Next Door]

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🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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While Juan is roaming the countryside, Hans Fiene joins Luke and John.

Hosts delve into various topics ranging from the unfulfilling nature of salads to the complexities of carbonated water preferences. They explore the nuances of iced tea, the fascination with different types of salt, and even the surprising origins of white sand beaches. The discussion takes a humorous turn as they ponder the ethics of archaeology and the concept of geocaching in the afterlife. Finally, they tackle the futility of lawn care and the lack of middle-ground options in pain management, all while maintaining a light-hearted and engaging tone. In this engaging conversation, the speakers delve into various topics ranging from the intense pain of kidney stones and the controversial use of pain relief drugs, to the unique experience of online education and the quirks of daily life. They humorously compare the challenges of high school to those of prison, and reflect on the impact of modern technology on personal relationships and navigation. The discussion is filled with witty banter and insightful observations, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that was actually more musical than we normally.
0:10.5	Right, I got the job done.
0:12.8	Hans Feeney is here in the recession.
0:16.5	We're super happy about that.
0:18.2	I'm glad to be here.
0:19.6	I'm sorry for my stupid background that's making it
0:23.0	look like neon light is eating my head, but my room is not clean. I thought when you were an adult,
0:31.1	your room just stayed clean. You still have to clean it. It depends on what sort of adult you are.
0:39.7	I'm not good at it.
0:41.3	I mean, that's sort of the problem.
0:44.9	The most controversial thing that you have said recently is that there's no, what was it about salad that you said oh there's nothing that's
0:59.5	less rewarding than eating salad nothing less rewarding than eating a salad yeah well it's like like
1:06.5	like i mean salad's fine as a as a side thing you know if you're and you're at cookout and there's a lady who wants people to try to eat healthy. And that's fine. But like, but when you today I, for, I was trying to eat healthy. And today, I chose to have a salad over satisfying food. And, and, and the whole time you're just like, what could possibly be worth this?
1:30.5	Like there's no payoff.
1:32.3	I mean, I suppose you could lose weight if you do it enough.
1:35.3	But like, you could also lose weight if you just only ate steak and eggs.
1:41.2	And that like, I don't know if I've known people who've done the carnivore diet and it seems reasonable to me
1:47.6	But also like I don't know how you just don't get so sick of it after a while the clortivore diet
1:55.1	Yeah, but I'd rather do that than salads salad is like the on ramp to dinner
2:01.4	Yeah, it's not the final destination ever that than salads. Salad is like the on-ramp to dinner. Yeah.
2:01.7	It's not the final destination ever.
2:05.1	No, yeah.
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