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Riff Session 3 [The Comedian Next Door]

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4.7957 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

We're riffing on the destructive force of children, pro wrestling, and the back of IKEA stores. Plus some other random thoughts. Join us for another comedy writing session.

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0:00.0

It occurred to me that we haven't officially explained what this is.

0:04.0

We are going to get together and we each have a topic and we're going to share what that topic is,

0:10.8

and then we're all going to riff or brainstorm on that topic.

0:16.5

Somewhere down the line we'll probably have to come up with a better intro.

0:19.5

Yeah, even even than that.

0:29.2

All right, well, I, we went to the Caribbean a while back, this was a few years ago, and one of the excursions that we took was to swim with the stingrays.

0:33.4

And first of all, what struck me is swimming with the sting rays

0:36.9

is a unique sort of a thing.

0:39.3

But they don't do that with other animals. Like you can't go into other animals.

0:43.0

Like you can't go into other animal habitats,

0:46.6

you know, they don't have climbing with the sloths,

0:50.2

you know, they don't have hunting with tigers or with jackals.

0:57.6

There's just a limited number of life forms that you can interact with in there.

1:02.8

So we go out on the boat to what they call Stingray City,

1:06.6

and it's basically a sandbar, so the city is a sandbar.

1:10.3

And we're on a way out to the city,

1:11.7

and the guy pulls out a knife and starts cutting up squid and he says

1:18.8

You get to feed these to the stingrays. The stingrays are not dangerous. And then he tells you how to feed a

1:26.7

squid to a stingray. He says, you want to hold the squid in your hand like this and be sure to

1:32.1

tuck in your thumb.

1:34.0

And I was like, why do you have to tuck in your thumb?

1:36.9

If they aren't dangerous, you shouldn't really have to tuck anything.

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