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Riff Session 17 [The Comedian Next Door]

FLF, LLC

FLF, LLC

News

4.7957 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sound Bites

"Sometimes people die and they don't tell you."
"I think the best way to go would be on top of an asteroid detonating a nuclear device."
"Do you gather everybody together under the pretenses of something else?"
"Let's get the parasites."
"Are you gonna stop eating red dyed food now because you know that it's coming from a bug?"
"Cereal, the reason that they color food is because the natural color of things after it's been processed is usually like gray or brown."
"I don't think I'm chewing on enough copper"
"Hehehehehe"
"I eat a slice of Wonder Bread and I'm good to go"

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

quiet.

0:01.0

All right, so we were talking about people who passed away without telling people that they were sick.

0:07.0

How's that for a cheery way to launch it?

0:10.0

Death.

0:11.0

Sometimes people die. They don't tell you.

0:14.0

And that was what you were discussing, right?

0:18.0

That's the hard thing.

0:19.0

So if you're sick, do you want to tell everybody?

0:25.0

Well there's no appeal to it.

0:27.0

First of all you are sick so there's that thing.

0:30.0

There's that you got to deal with.

0:32.0

I can't wait to tell my friends.

0:34.0

Exactly.

0:35.0

It was like, so do you want to drag everybody down with you?

0:38.0

And then when do you tell them?

0:40.0

You know, is it a Friday when everybody's off work and they're feeling good coming home.

0:44.0

Right, when is the correct time?

0:45.0

You're on Sunday when they're relaxing.

0:47.4

Thanksgiving, is that a good time?

0:49.5

And how do you tell them?

0:51.0

Like, is it, is that a phone call? is it a face to fit. Do you gather everybody

0:54.8

together under the pretenses of something else? Hey let's get together and barbecue or

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