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The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

Riff Raff + Chelsea Peretti

The Champs with Neal Brennan + Moshe Kasher

The Champs

4.72.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2012

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Riff Raff (Burgeoning hip-hop superstar) and Chelsea Peretti (one of the greats in all of comedy) sit with the Champs, marking the first time two white guests have been allowed on the podcast. What follows is a clinic in nonsense and stupidity and is another reminder of why white people can't have nice things.

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0:00.0

No, I don't really I shouldn't chew gum on alive. You've done it before repeatedly. No, I guess I'm not out of the book

0:10.1

Sally did it the entire show you didn't say jack shit till no, I don't know that dude and he's seven feet tall

0:16.6

So you if you're is a standard for one is a standard bro. No, that's a bet that is not true

0:23.4

I ate a cheese dude Al Capone was here

0:27.4

I ate a cheese burger chug night was here. You didn't say shit. I ate a cheese burger a year ago

0:33.0

And I chewed gum for a second once, but I like it when people eat food. I think it's funny people someone said they found but

0:41.6

Are you recording this down?

0:43.6

Yeah, I've been recording. Oh, you already recording. I'm like I was mad at it. Wait, did we start?

0:49.0

Yeah, hey, Neil hi

0:51.0

Then you guys start talking about gum

0:56.0

Hi everybody hey, hey, hey, hey, we have a lot of we have we we've integrated the chance

1:02.4

But it's with the most ignorant white people ever we'll get to that in a second. Neil Brennan has some dates

1:07.5

This is Neil Brennan Friday, November 9th. I will be at the hideout in Chicago. You had best come

1:15.3

Fuck with me

1:18.3

Then I added when I'm gonna be in the Midwest. I'm also gonna be at November 13th

1:22.8

I'm gonna be at Morty's comedy joint

1:25.4

In fucking Indianapolis one night one show and then the next night November 14th

1:30.8

I'm gonna be at the firebird in St. Louis

1:34.3

Fuck with me

1:40.3

You guys do stuff like this

1:42.8

Oh, stop everybody. We have like it's motion capture a big news my special just came out on Netflix streaming

1:49.3

It's free for everybody with Netflix. It's available. It's ready. It's surprisingly titled motion capture live in Oakland

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