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Riff 52 - Your abundance of toilet paper is disturbing [The Comedian Next Door]

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4.6949 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In our chat, we dive into the wild world of everyday life, chatting about everything from hoarding toilet paper like it's the new gold to the quirks of home decor that make us question our sanity. We share personal tales about our hobbies, like lake diving and the nostalgia of cereal box prizes that made us feel like treasure hunters, all while tossing in some takes on pop culture, like Superman's questionable fashion choices and those charming Southern accents that make everything sound like a song.

We also explore the mind-bending paradoxes of time travel, the quirks of Quantum Leap, and our love for older TV shows that remind us of simpler times. We discuss how comedy has evolved in today's political climate, the impact of documentaries on pop culture, and the wisdom from unconventional teachers who taught us that life is one big improv show. And, of course, we can't forget our take on therapy and self-improvement, because who doesn't love a good laugh while figuring out life's mysteries? Through our banter and commentary, we reflect on how these topics intertwine with our personal experiences and societal observations, all while keeping the laughs rolling.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You got me at the end.

0:10.5

That was the end.

0:12.4

Sorry, we started it too late.

0:14.3

I had already...

0:16.0

Well, when you started the countdown, my mic was muted, and I was mid-piece.

0:22.2

And then when I got it unmuted, was at the end so that's you get the very end of it I could hear it all though

0:27.8

that is a loss for everyone Mozart's recorder concerto oh well welcome to the Rift session everybody

0:38.2

we have so many riffable things

0:40.6

so many

0:41.9

our lives are

0:44.2

an unending source of comedy material

0:47.8

an unending source of things

0:49.7

that we're thinking about

0:50.9

I have

0:52.0

I have a couple so at what point is it a lack of faith if you

1:01.2

stockpile, how many rolls of toilet paper do you have to have on hand before? It's a testament

1:10.2

to your lack of faith. That is a great question.

1:16.0

As far as, like, when does it go between, like, I don't want to make a run this month,

1:23.4

and I'm afraid society will collapse. Is that what you're... Well, I guess you can go that far.

1:29.2

I was thinking about just how many rolls of...

1:32.2

How many empty rolls do you need to have available in the bathroom itself

1:35.8

before you start to demonstrate?

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