Riff 15 Comedy Conversation [The Comedian Next Door]

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4.7 • 957 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Sound Bites

"I made a sound, a pretty girly, feminine sound."
"He was clinging to my arm as I tried to get him off."
"Hornets are the jerks of the animal world."
"There aren't very many cool injuries though, really."
"Yeah, or you were trying to like rescue somebody from like, you know, push a car out of the street or something."
"I don't ever want to be stung by anything that isn't a murder hornet."
"Leaving early at a thing that you enjoy. That's funny."
"It's like, spoiler, Dorothy makes it home in The Wizard of Oz."
"It's like you're not getting out of the parking lot before me, pal."
"War of the Worlds, the movie by Orson Welles, before inspired by the radio play by Orson Welles, inspired by the short story by Jules Verne written in 1890? That ending?"
"My dad likes to arrive everywhere early. He also likes to leave everywhere early"
"It's not even watered down mango juice. I know you don't like the taste of mango."

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0:00.0	Is this loud enough?
0:01.0	In my, how's this?
0:04.0	There you go.
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:06.0	Actually, I get better because your face is out of the screen.
0:08.0	Mm.
0:11.0	Boy, do you want? Just swinging.
0:14.0	I don't usually...
0:15.0	I'm not good at insulting or roasts or anything, so when I get a chance.
0:20.0	I like when we can't see your face. Really, it's like it's not even that bad.
0:25.6	Way to endure yourself to the audience immediately. Middle school level.
0:30.6	He's trying to be here at the stupid town.
0:33.2	He's been gone for two weeks and he comes back and the first thing he does is insult me.
0:39.7	You're a dummy and you're a dummy.
0:42.2	Everybody's a dummy and you're a dummy. Everybody's a dummy.
0:44.2	Everybody but me is dumb.
0:47.7	All right, so I have to talk about a bee sting that I got a wasp sting.
0:57.0	Have you ever been stung by one?
0:59.0	I know Jawans been stung and I know lute's been stung.
1:01.6	I'm trying what your wasp story.. Brian what your wasp story real quick.
1:05.0	I don't detract from me.
1:07.0	I want to be the center of attention pretty quickly, but go ahead and tell me.
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