I'm gonna tell you all right now.

Nobody's got the wisdom of an old black man.

So one Friday night I come in and John Lewis goes,

Ryan, what are you doing?

You get off tonight.

I'm like, I said it could be three or four in the morning.

And I was like, I don't know.

I'm probably just gonna smoke a joint, go to bed.

What about you, John Lewis?

And he leans in and he goes, I'm gonna fuck my wife.

I was like, oh my God.

It's like that, John Lewis.

I'm like, what are you, a newlywatter, some shit?

And he goes, no, I've been with the same woman

for over 30 years.

I go, holy shit.

At your age, you're still fucking like that

at four in the morning.

You gotta teach a young man the secret right now.

And he leans in and he goes, Ryan,

you gotta make that pussy pop.

And the way he yelled pop.

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