When I wrote this book here, I submitted it to Simon and Schuster and other publishing companies.

They sent it back to me saying, you don't know anything about money.

So I said, thank you very much.

I self-published it, and nothing happened.

I put it in a car wash in Austin, Texas, and it sat there for about a week.

I had a thousand copies.

And then one day the books sold.

I called my friend who had the car wash.

I said, you want more books?

He goes, no, we don't sell books and car washes.

And a few weeks later, I got a phone call from Dallas, Texas.

Because, ha, my name is Bill Galvin.

I said, yeah.

Nice book you got there.

Said, really?

You bought it?

He said, yeah.

And I said, how many books you got left?

I said, a thousand, you know, minus one you got.

And he says, I'll take them all.

And I said, who are you?

He says, my name's Bill Galvin.

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