I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way. If you take a shot at me,

it better be tequila. I can save your life, but not your reputation. Take it for me.

As dinner is just a saint who keeps on trying. Dallas girls are sugar and spice, but I'm still working on nice.

I love to be pampered, but I'm nobody's pet.

Woo! Hello everyone and happy New Year. Welcome to everything iconic with me, Danny Pelic-Rino.

Right off the bat, we've got to talk about these real houses, the Dallas taglines. Now the premiere of Dallas Housewives is this Tuesday.

Although they did err at our New Year's Eve inexplicably, they aired the episode, but the official premiere is this Tuesday.

So we'll talk about the episode later in the week, but I gotta just hop in on these taglines because they were released early.

And what the fuck? You guys, what the fuck?

I mean, the content of the taglines is great. It's the delivery that's a little off for me, specifically to Andra.

Now to Andra, she was ill with the COVID. She's better now. She's home, thankfully.

Very happy. She's healthy and great. However, when she recorded the tagline, I don't know whose voice it was. I don't even think it was Deandra.

I think they got Connus Luian on the line. Connus Luian was sitting at home on her terrace. You know, she was sitting in that house where the bedrooms in the kitchen, smoking a marble light.

And they got her on the line. They were like, look Deandra can't record the tagline. Can you do it Lou? And Lou is like, sure.

And it doesn't help that Deandra's tagline comes in the middle of all these other women who sound like they're on helium.

You know, the rest of the house, so it's a Dallas. They all sound they got the high voice. Stephanie's voice couldn't be higher.

I don't need your approval. I need you to get out of my way.

And then Brandy is just take it from me. A center is just a saint and keeps on trying.

So we're at a really high decibel here. And then suddenly Deandra comes in with Dallas girls are sugar and spice.

But I'm still working on my nice.

Like who's voices that Deandra? I felt like I was watching Batman Begins member in the scarecrower or Bane and the dark night or whatever the fuck that movie was.

You know, the voice and like who's doing this is Christopher Nolan directing to Andrew's voice over in this tagline because it's truly like a lower voice and I've ever heard of this woman to

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