Just a disclaimer, this episode contains graphic descriptions of sexual assault,

of violence, domestic abuse. So please do not listen to this episode with children present.

And, you know, I would just be aware of that for yourself personally, because it could be quite

triggering. Hello, ha! Hello, ha!

Lauren has yet again graced us with her Microsoft background, with my AI background.

Bienvenidos, everyone, from the Sunny Shores of Puerto Rico. I'm dispatching for Wella Welle,

yet again another episode of pop-apologist, Chandler. You're currently reclining on the couch

of our childhood home. It's not correct. I've been testing out different rooms in our house

for internet speed, so we're going to see how this goes. And, you know, if we hear background

noise, it is what it is, everybody. We're on Deb's program, not mine. Well, okay, here's the thing.

I am also doing the same thing, right? The internet was always dropping off of my office.

And then when I recorded from the table, it was echoey and the light was really bad. So here I am now

in a different location, but you keep shaming me and telling me this is obnoxious. It is obnoxious.

And I know you're not trying to be obnoxious, but I want you to close that curtain, because no matter

what, whatever background I'm going to be recording from until the end of time, it's going to look

terrible next to yours. It looks like, like I said before in the previous episode, it looks like

I'm recording from a federal prison, and you're recording from a vacation. Like, those are real

waves breaking on the shore behind you. That's annoying to me. I just personally feel like,

with the chaos that sometimes happens on this podcast, the serenity of the ocean might be just

what our viewers need to get them through the roller coaster that is everything we get into on

pop-apologist channel. Now, that's true. Everyone, please enjoy the bliss happening behind Lauren's

shoulders. Okay, but before we move on, Chandler, I do want to talk to you about early bird CBD,

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