RFK Gets Carnivorous in New Food Pyramid & Hegseth Is Accused of Perfidy War Crime | Joachim Trier
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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