Reviewing YOUR dating profiles!
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch: Dr. Ethan's dating corner. You sent us your dating profiles, so don't get mad at us when we give you the best advice possible.
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| 0:00.0 | Great. |
| 0:01.9 | I, listen, you... |
| 0:03.6 | I know it hurts. |
| 0:05.3 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:05.7 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:05.8 | I'm not your point. |
| 0:09.9 | All right. |
| 0:10.7 | You came to the right place, you ding dong. |
| 0:13.4 | It's called communication, baby. Welcome to the crunch. |
| 0:26.6 | The only podcast that does a second podcast nested within the initial podcast called Dr. |
| 0:33.1 | Ethan's Dating Corner. |
| 0:34.2 | It's your boy, Dr. Ethan. |
| 0:36.2 | And this is my, not even a nurse. This is my, |
| 0:38.5 | my, my, my dental secretary, Patrick. This is my, this is the bane of my existence, Patrick. |
| 0:44.9 | Yes. He's a nurse. He was a nurse at one point in his life, but he, he incurred serious |
| 0:50.1 | fines and penalties and had his nursing license revoked on account of that he killed a guy. |
| 1:00.5 | So he's here and we're trying to do a comeback tour for Patrick. |
| 1:05.0 | So I, as part of my comeback, as part of my comeback tour, my un-P, Patrick Nevy's uncanceled tour after he killed a guy. |
| 1:13.9 | You're having your Louis C.K. arc. |
| 1:17.0 | Yeah, definitely. |
| 1:20.9 | Man, I'm just glad that guy can't. |
| 1:23.6 | I'm just glad that guy can't make Catholic priest jokes anymore. |
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