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KFI AM 640, Bill Handel here.

It's a Saturday morning, three hours until 11 o'clock.

See, I figured that out.

8 to 11 is 3 hours.

Damn, I'm good.

Following the show is Rich tomorrowMorrow, the tech show.

And then at 2 o'clock this afternoon, it's Neil Savadra, who is with me Monday through Friday.

And today it's his show, The Fork Report, and it's all things food.

And on Friday, we do the Foodie Friday segment at 8 o'clock on my morning show.

Number 8005201534.

That's the number to call for legal advice, marginal and sometimes worse.

Every once in a while, good.

The point is you probably don't know how to figure that out, and I'll tell you why,

because I don't know how to figure it out when the advice is good.

So the number is 800-5201534, and since it is the start of the first hour at the top of the hour,

inevitably, lines are always open. And here we go.

And we still have, oh, we have a couple of calls coming in. 800 5201534. And the rules have never changed since I started this show

decades ago. And if you are unintelligible and no one can

understand a word you are saying, you get to the top of the list. If you have some kind of special

needs and you're having a hard time even holding onto the phone, that's also very good for you.

If you are completely out of your mind, maybe you have some mental issues and you make no sense whatsoever.

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