I'm in Weldon Spring. I'm in Yevley. I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat.

I'm inside one of the inch and down oil tanks.

I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks. I am not inside a fusion reactor. I'm in Hull.

I am at Disney World. I'm in an airplane bathroom. I am in an unpowered glider. I am in Iceland. I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire. I'm at platform nine and three quarters. I am under the English Channel. I am still in the Arctic. I'm on top of a hill. I am in Baton Rouge. I am squinting into the sun. I'm in Swindon. I am about to cross a road. I'm in Bristol. I'm on

my way back from the Arctic. I'm at space camp. I am putting myself at risk of being sued.

I'm at a party. I'm at the Eureka weather station. I am back in the UK and I have a cold.

Ah! Woo! Good morning! Sweet World! And welcome to the No Dungs podcast on the Athletic Network, a fine network.

It's Thursday, August 22nd, 2024.

I'm Jay Eskeats, here in the classic factory and alongside me, as always, Tass Melis.

Podcast listeners, this is for you.

Next to him, it's the bearded one.

My top shot hot boy.

Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey. And over yonder, making the magic happen. Super producer, JD. Hello. There he is. Nice to see a good cold open. Right. Been a while. Yeah, I almost forgot that we did those. Yeah. I like that one. Last second.

Great find.

And how are you?

Can I ask how the other guy is?

Mm-hmm. forgot that we did those. Yeah. I like that one. Last second. Great find. And how are you? Can I ask how the other guy is? Me. Yeah. What happened? Yeah, there was a cat on our grass in our backyard. Your cat? Marikad. Yeah, there's a lot of animals here in the south. I don't want our cat to be outside. I was trying to retrieve our cat. There's been snakes. You see those snakes in Piedmont Park? Those are monstrous snakes? A lot of snakes in Georgia, baby. Yeah. There was a snake eating a squirrel in my neighborhood, so we don't let our cat out. Okay. There's yotes out there. So anyways, there's yotes out there. Yotes. Yeah. There's literally coyotes. There's foxes out there. Anyways.

Yotes.

I was trying to grab this cat.

We got downhill. I took a little stumble. My face ate grass. Damn. Yeah. Okay. All good. All right. I wish I was Trey Kirby because I did, because he's showing his pipes right now. When I grabbed that cat, I wish I just pick that cat up. But anyways, I thought maybe Kirby punched you.

I would have just let my cat go outside.

It'll come back.

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