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🗓️ 17 February 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome, one are all in here, out there, all around the world to the late Joe. |
0:08.7 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:10.4 | You know, I know, I know it can be hard to believe, but I'm getting a little older. |
0:18.9 | Yeah. |
0:19.9 | I'm 58. |
0:20.9 | Pretty good shape. |
0:21.9 | All right. |
0:22.9 | Pretty good shape. |
0:23.9 | Thank you very much. |
0:24.9 | I think you're sexy, too. |
0:25.9 | But the blood pressure's a little high, so my doctor's got me a strict regimen. |
0:29.9 | To lower my stress level. |
0:31.4 | Eight hours of sleep, stay hydrated, and do not be president of the United States. |
0:37.5 | Evidently, a bit of a stressful job. |
0:39.2 | That's why it is so important that the commander and chief stay healthy. |
0:42.6 | So today, Joe Biden had his annual physical, OK? |
0:45.9 | It was a clean bill of health, although his X-ray did reveal several classified documents. |
0:52.6 | Gotta look everywhere. |
0:54.6 | Gotta look everywhere. |
0:56.8 | Next, colonoscopy. |
1:00.6 | The presidential physical is pretty thorough. |
1:02.5 | They do colonoscopy, blood tests, and as part of the dental exam, Biden pulls Air Force |
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