Retronauts Episode 445: The Mario 2D Ranking Hootenanny preview
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🗓️ 2 April 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Diamond Feit, Nadia Oxford, and Stuart Gipp band together to debate the relative merits of Mario games (the 2D ones, that is) with former professional game-ranker and universally reviled Mario-opinion heretic Jeremy Parish.
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| 0:31.2 | Two solid hours of hot takes is four-fifths of the regular hosting crew, |
| 0:36.6 | that's myself, Diamond Fight, Nadi-Oxford and Stewart Gip, |
| 0:40.1 | get together to rank the classic 2D-style Super Mario games. |
| 0:44.7 | That is more than 120 minutes of opinions, |
| 0:48.9 | beacouts about one of the all-time classic franchises. |
| 0:52.2 | But with 80% of the RetroNuts team represented, |
| 0:55.2 | that gives us a quorum and then some, which means these rankings are now official word of law. |
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