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America, the land of the free, home of the brave, and the site of WCW's great American bash.

The American worker is the backbone of our country.

Diamond Dallas Page has realized the American dream through his dedication and determination to his sport.

His vigilance and hard work has crossed him into the spotlight,

gaining the attention of the NWO and the macho man Randy Savage.

He finds himself in a continuing struggle as another chapter unfolds in It's Savage, page two,

at WCW's Great American Bash.

Woo, oh, my God.

It's the Great American Bash.

And we'll bash at the beach soon,

but it's Great American Bash this time.

We're going to bash in an arena.

And what you need to do is bash over to your copy of WCW Great American Bash,

wherever you've got it from.

We won't tell anybody.

They've got it from Netflix, Tom.

Stop promoting any other news of watching it.

Uh-huh.

And get yourself ready because we're going to watch Bast the Beach 1997.

No, we're not.

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