Restaurant Rudeness and Luxurious Lathering

The Luxury Podcast

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Society & Culture, Posh, Etiquette, Keeping Up Appearances, Self-improvement, Comedy, Luxury, Education

4.9 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with an update on their social calendars, before a very in-depth discussion on the most executive way to present toilet rolls in one's bathroom. Plus, the two take on a rude restaurant goer, and JVS pays homage to his favourite soap.

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0:00.0	They did it again. Flower, instead of flowers, on my birthday. And 95 minutes late, but it's hard to leave when you've shared so much. Your postcode, your gluten intolerance. Then I saw it. 25% off your first Akado shop, plus free delivery. And I just knew I'd found the online supermarket of my dreams.
0:21.8	Arcado, life delivered.
0:23.5	Geographical restrictions, min spend 60 pounds and charges apply.
0:26.7	Max saving 20 pounds, new customers only, terms at Accardo.com.
0:30.1	Welcome to the girls' bathroom.
0:32.2	The podcast where no topic is off limits, no matter how unhinged it may be.
0:38.3	I'm Sophia.
0:39.1	I'm Chincia.
0:40.3	And we are your girls.
0:42.3	Talking love.
0:43.6	I'm not his mother.
0:44.8	Been there, girl.
0:45.7	Live, I caught my boss, slagging me off on WhatsApp to a phone.
0:49.9	Friendship and everything in between.
0:51.7	This is thrilling.
0:52.8	Watch and listen every Wednesday on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.
0:57.4	We're waiting for you in the girls' bathroom.
1:09.2	Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.
1:12.5	My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith.
1:17.5	With me is William Hanson.
1:20.1	This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.
1:24.3	The conversations that go on before we start recording.
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