Republicans, Schleppy, and Orgasms
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:44.0 | My name is Scott Ockerman. I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang, the podcast. And basically what it is is I have celebrities on the show like comedians and actors and musicians. |
| 0:55.0 | And I also have comedians on the show playing fake characters. And we never tell anyone that they're fake and people have to figure it out for themselves. |
| 1:03.0 | And we all have a lot of fun. We'll listen to Comedy Bang Bang wherever you listen to your podcasts. |
| 1:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, I want to- Hey, hey, yeah, fucker. |
| 1:22.0 | Hey, woo! Okay, now, what else is new? I'm feeling a little bit warm. |
| 1:31.0 | You know, I texted Roger and Diana and I go, you know what? I'm just wearing a t-shirt. I feel like I just feel cold in my bones driving over. Just turn the air off. |
| 1:44.0 | I said, could you- could you turn the air off? Could you turn the air down? That's what I said. |
| 1:50.0 | Then I re-read it. I go, turn the air down. Maybe they think I mean like turn the temperature down. So I go just to reiterate, I mean, I will- I feel I'll be cold so make it warmer. |
| 2:04.0 | Yeah. Is that a good story? Did we start? Have we started? I don't even know. But I just need the tiniest bit of air because of course now I'm hot. |
| 2:16.0 | I'm warm. I got my second vaccine. I feel so free. I'm so happy. I'm so grateful, you know. |
| 2:29.0 | And I was thinking, you know how the vaccine is free for every person in the country? That's how it could be. |
| 2:44.0 | That's all. Just thought I'd point that out. It could be that way. You need a life-saving drug. You need to be on medicine that keeps you alive. It's free. The government will pay for it. It's free. |
| 3:02.0 | That's how it is in other first world countries. Health is a right. We can afford it. |
| 3:12.0 | You know, they were the richest country in the world. But this vaccine roll out and seeing everyone get vaccinated. Who wants to? |
| 3:23.0 | And that it's totally free and it was organized. And this is how it can be. And it was the first time I feel like in my life, |
| 3:38.0 | that the priority of people getting this vaccine was by need and not by resources. And it worked. It's working. |
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