Replay | The Early Internet & 9/11 Conspiracies | Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 1:01.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 1:06.6 | Think back 20 years. |
| 1:08.5 | Maybe you're in school or college. |
| 1:10.1 | A friend comes up to you with the $20 bill. They say, check this out, and they start folding it in a kind of weird way. Kind of in half, but then it comes to a point, then you realize it's the shape of the Pentagon. And the image on the bill is now the Twin Towers with smoke coming out of them. What did the government know about 9-11 before it happened? If you ever experienced that, |
| 1:28.1 | or if you ever had that thought, then congrats Alex Jones, you're a 9-11 conspiracy theorist. |
| 1:34.3 | This is Jordan Klepper Fingers the conspiracy. September 11th really was the ground zero of |
| 1:40.2 | conspiracy theories. Chances are you can name one. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. |
| 1:45.7 | George Bush did it. |
| 1:46.9 | What about Building 7? |
| 1:48.2 | Osama bin Laden is a CIA operative named Tim. |
| 1:51.8 | What's that you don't know about that one? |
| 1:53.5 | Well, someone told it to me just a few months ago |
| 1:55.4 | to Trump rally. |
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