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🗓️ 15 August 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:06.4 | Think back 20 years. |
0:08.2 | Maybe you're in school or college. |
0:09.9 | A friend comes up to you with the $20 bill. |
0:11.6 | They say, check this out. |
0:12.9 | And they start folding it in a kind of weird way. |
0:15.6 | Kind of in half. |
0:16.7 | Then it comes to a point. |
0:18.2 | Then you realize it's the shape of the Pentagon. |
0:20.4 | And the image on the bill is now the Twin Towers with smoke coming out of them. |
0:23.5 | What did the government know about 9-11 before it happened? |
0:26.5 | If you ever experienced that or if you ever had that thought, then congrats Alex Jones, |
0:31.3 | you're a 9-11 conspiracy theorist. |
0:34.1 | This is Jordan Klepper Fingers, The Conspiracy. |
0:36.9 | September 11th really was the ground zero of conspiracy theories. |
0:41.7 | Chances are you can name one. |
0:43.3 | Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. |
0:45.5 | George Bush did it. |
0:46.7 | What about building 7? |
0:48.0 | Osama bin Laden is a CIA operative named Tim. |
0:51.4 | What's that you don't know about that one? |
0:53.1 | Well, someone told it to me just a few |
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