Replay | Is JFK Still Alive? | Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 1:06.3 | John F. Kennedy Jr. was the son of John F. Kennedy, the 35th president of the United States. |
| 1:12.7 | Tragically, JFK Jr. was killed in a plane crash in 1999. |
| 1:17.4 | Or was he? |
| 1:19.3 | Yes. He was. Of course he was. |
| 1:22.6 | But what if he wasn't? |
| 1:24.6 | What if he were about to reemerge as the vice president of Donald Trump? Who, by the way, |
| 1:31.3 | is still the president? Sound crazy? It is. In fact, it's one of the wilder conspiracies I've heard |
| 1:38.8 | in my seven years covering Trump rallies. You're probably familiar with my daily show segments. |
| 1:43.2 | Jordan Klepper, fingers the pulse. Emmy nominated twice, lost, twice. Where I chat with Trump supporters at rallies. |
| 1:50.3 | We are not a cult. It's an American ideal that we treat women with respect. |
| 1:54.2 | You gotta give me the back of that shirt one more time. That's too much fun. Trump, that bitch! |
| 1:58.2 | We don't even see the irony on it. And if you're into conspiracy theories, |
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