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You're listening to Comedy Central.

Here's a relatable question.

You ever get a job that you weren't totally qualified for?

I know I have.

Turns out not everyone's

cut out to be a thoracic surgeon. But maybe things would have turned out differently for me if I had

a famous dad, like if my dad was the president of the United States. This is the focal point of

the Republican conspiracy theory around Hunter Biden, that he used his connection to his dad,

Joe Biden, to make money and overseas deals.

And yes, obviously, this is coming from the people who supported Donald Trump and his family,

as they milked every government connection they could for four years, like an Ocean's 11 movie

if it took place during a Nickelodeon shopping spree. Now, if that reference is too far removed for you,

then apologies in advance, because the Hunter Biden story has so many references to things that

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