This is Nick, this is Jack, and this is Snacks.

Daily, it is Wednesday, June 17th.

Markets rebounded nicely because of an easily misinterpreted headline.

Snackers, best time ever to drop the term, best time ever and everything you do.

Our intro will actually explain that misinterpreted headline.

We will, in the meantime, Jack and I whipped up the best one yet when it comes to Snacks daily.

Nick, remember the classic player coach position from the 70s?

I'm talking Bill Russell, Pete Rose, and Wayne Gretzky's cousin from Manitoba.

Great guy over there.

Apple Snackers wants its App Store to be a player referee.

And the EU is calling a penalty.

By the way, I think Mario Lemieux was a player coach.

I'm impressed that you just whipped out Mario.

Everyone was Canadian before the 90s.

Second story, we thought Hertz was dead, but we just poked it with a stick and we're pretty sure it moved.

It declared bankruptcy last month, and now it's asking investors to buy half a billion dollars worth of worthless stock.

They admit it's worthless stock.

Third and final story, Jack.

Ten years after adding a few million barrels of oil to the Gulf of Mexico, the worst.

DP is recognizing that oil's future isn't looking so good.

We're talking DCF discounted cash flows, your finance buddies revirum, and BP uses them to predict an oilless future.

Before we get to those three T-boy stories, beware of all these headlines that are saying,

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