David at 1124 on Sunday night, Donald Trump issued an all caps threat to the president

of Iran.

Now, what I want to know from you is, if you had been issuing an all caps threat at 1124

last night, who would you have been issuing it to?

Okay, mine would be to IKEA president, Jasper Broden.

Around that time last night, I was putting together my second IKEA wardrobe in a week, and

I would just like to use this tweet as an opportunity to express my feeling of complete

betrayal from IKEA.

Because the last time I put together IKEA stuff, the Allen wrenches were there in the

set, and now you open it up in the first step on the instruction manual is have a bunch

of wrenches and a drill.

This is awfully specific though, you just need to have the, you just need a general threat

toward IKEA.

You're right.

Staying the Trumpian thing.

No, yeah, two IKEA president never ever betray the trust of hard working small apartment

dwelling Americans again, or we will send your beautiful furniture warehouses into the

sea where they from Wednesday came.

I've got two.

First, two showtime account on Amazon Prime.

Because I want to watch Sasha Baron Cohn and I can't get it to work.

Yeah.

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