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Contained herein are the heresies of Radolf Burntwine, erstwhile monk turned

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If everyone can put their microphones next to their mouth hole, that'd be great. Bumping up, a bum-bum, hey, bum-ba-ba-ba-ba-a-ba-ba-a-ba-ba-a-ba-ba-a-ba-a-ba-a-ba-ba-a-ba-a-ba-a-ba-a-ba- I don't think that's the song.

I think that's a different song.

I think that's a different song.

Bum, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Really? Yes. I'm going to say no.

Okay, can we?

There's no haze.

Can I...

There might be a hay, but I just don't think the tune leading up to the hay was correct.

You both are so...

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