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Good morning from Hell, I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast down in hell where we interview everyone in the afterlife and I'm joined as always by the brother of Satan Clayton.

Clayton, how are you doing today?

Good morning, camper. I'm doing, did it leak, did it leak good? Great, doing great. Are you Chris?

I'm good. I'm a camper.

That's right. Can't you see all this camping equipment that I have and this whistle here?

Let me hear it real close. I want you to hear this whistle.

I think that's a dog whistle. I'm not hearing it.

Oh, it is. It's broken. Okay. I'll get that figured out later.

What's with the camping?

The camping. Chris, we're, I'm going to be opening up camp Clayton.

It's a summer camp, you know, for all demons and demonets and we're going to have them all out.

We're going to do all these camping adventures down here in hell.

Oh, is this a, so this is a new job or a new business or starting?

It's just a side project. It's a new, full-proof venture.

I mean, I'm investing a lot of your money into it and a little bit of my own.

And yeah, we're just going to have, you know, all the parents in hell can enroll their kids into my camp.

And then I can teach them all the cool things that they can do, you know, like starting fires and spreading fires and then

extinguishing fires only to light more fires, but with gasoline, a lot of fire.

Camp fires. Campfire songs.

Campfire songs about fire. I mean, all the fire you can imagine.

Yeah, since like you've got it all figured out.

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