Relationship Animals | This Past Weekend #230

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo announces some rescheduled/rebooked tour dates, listens to voicemails about heartbreak and new love, and follows up with Drippy Mitts and Surprise Baby. New Tour Dates DATE CITY, STATE VENUE TICKET LINK 10/4 Bethlehem, PA The Wind Creek Event Center https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0200569D8071196C 10/8 Cleveland, OH Masonic Cleveland https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0500569ADA078624 10/9 Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room at Old National Centre https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0500569AC206682B 10/10 Grand Rapids, MI 20 Monroe Live https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0800569AC52B46B8 10/11 Detroit, MI The Fillmore https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0800569AC9D54AA1 10/12 Milwaukee, WI The Pabst Theater https://pabsttheater.org/event/theovon2019/ 10/13 Madison, WI Barrymore Theatre https://barrymorelive.com/event/theo-von/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by Skillshare Visit https://Skillshare.com/TheoVon for 2 months free ZipRecruiter Visit https://ZipRecruiter.com/TPW to try for free ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music Intro “Every Night” - Jameson Flood https://soundcloud.com/jameson-flood/every-night-edit Outro “Anything You Want” - Bishop Gunn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4GA2Vqxuc ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Brandon Woolsey Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master Wendy C. Volkmar William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza gray block pizza 18
0:06.7	eleven pico boulevard on the way to the beach in Los Angeles gray block get
0:12.3	that hitter baby oh man you know I was a I was a unreasonable child if you
0:26.8	just seen me when I was a child I was I was unreasonable you know I'd wear a
0:33.6	tank top sometimes in the winter and then I just just just yell at people about
0:41.0	how cold I was I'm cold and people were like we you got a tank top on and I'd
0:48.9	be like eat my ass buddy so I was that kind of kid you know the kind of kid
0:56.0	that you know I'd wear like a little rain jacket or something new in a
1:03.6	re K or whatever it was pre K a re K dude I was in all the case I was a I was in
1:12.1	pre K K re K three K I was in three that was the I think at one point I
1:21.0	thought it was clue clocks client but but it was just continual continual
1:27.5	kindergarten and they spelled continual with a K but I was in there man and I'd
1:32.9	wear you know sometime a slicker like a rain slicker you know like that
1:38.3	really what really should be called the the eleventh wonder of the world in that
1:44.6	rain slicker because how the it's amazing how the whole force of nature rain
1:51.2	can be stopped by just one will layer of of slicker plastic but I would wear
2:00.5	that bastard bra where that bright yellow bastard right now in the dead of
2:04.5	summer in at school and I'd be complaining in the classroom it's hot it's hot
2:11.1	it's hell in there but it's lowest and they'd be like you you got a slick
2:16.8	aron boy you got you better get that it ain't even raining you got a slick
2:22.2	aron I'd be like eat my ass guys um you know I'm doing my best so I think I was just
2:32.6	probably this an unreasonable child
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