Refurbished Hamster - Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2013

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Jared and Kristin prank call a Petco saying Michelle's hamster died from her throwing it at the wall. This lady gets so mad when Jared subjects that it was a "defective product". Easily the best prank call we have made since Snuggle Buddies!

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:02.0	Yes.
0:03.0	Hi, my name is Michelle and I have a kleptin.
0:06.0	Okay.
0:07.0	So I got a hamster.
0:09.0	Uh-huh.
0:11.0	And I was wondering if I can return my hamster because, um, well, here's the story.
0:17.0	Do you know Pokemon?
0:19.0	Okay.
0:20.0	You know Pokemon? Yeah. You know Pokemon?
0:22.4	Yeah.
0:23.4	I love Pokemon.
0:25.3	And I was playing Pokemon with my imaginary friend Kelly and my hamster.
0:34.1	And it was my turn.
0:35.9	So I said, go, Pikachu.
0:38.8	I choose you.
0:42.4	And then I took my hamster, and I accidentally threw him.
0:44.1	Uh-huh.
0:45.4	And he said.
0:51.4	So I was wondering if I could return him.
0:55.0	Okay, so you want to return your hands. How long ago did you buy your hamster?
0:57.0	Like, a week ago.
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