It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I did cause all the problems, but then I apologize.

And then I think we're good now.

I believe my purpose here on Earth.

I'm a bullshit police officer.

I'm the bullshit police. All of you have either quit or been fired before.

Andrew, did you quit? A little about...

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues.

In today's episode, Kristen Taikman and Paige Davis

joined the show.

We talk about Kristen's fake hair, Paige's sexy discount,

and my unique way of meeting men.

I've been watching you on Ultimate Girls Trip.

I watched, I was, let's see, I'm like halfway into episode three.

But I love that it's only six episodes.

I'm gonna, I'll be done by the weekend.

Good for you, I know, I'm bombed. I'm like to I'll be done by the weekend. Good for you. I know I'm bombed. I'm like it's like it was so short and sweet so much and it's like over already.

No, you I think you really and people were saying it that you really stood out this season.

She's the breakout star.

Oh, you called, you kind of called everyone out, which was great, which I enjoyed.

And then I'm wondering will they book you for another trip?

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