Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCAST, where we're all about Commander, Dada, and Dad Jokes.

I'm Joey Schultz, and I'm joined by my fantastic co-hosts.

Up first, he saw the new card called Live or Die,

and will always choose to say the name of that card like Eddie Izard asks, cake or death.

It's Matt Morgan. So, Joey, you may not know this about me, but when I was younger, I had a job

at a calendar factory, and I got fired from that job, and all I did was take a day off.

I thought it was a rather weak argument though.

So I, I don't know.

That explains the leap years.

Matt, are you responsible for the leap years?

Mystery solved.

That could be.

It's totally not science.

It's 100% Matt Morgan, why we have Lee Pierce.

For sure, for sure. All right. Up next, he doesn't choose live or die. He wakes up and chooses violence.

It's Dana Roach. Someone actually pointed out to me the other day that Matt tells an awful lot of dad jokes for someone

who isn't actually a dad.

And that seems like a pretty huge faux pa.

The faux pa.

You know, Joe, I've actually used this joke before.

So shout out to you, Dana, for sniping my jokes.

About once every other month, I take one that you've done before and don't even realize it's true.

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