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🗓️ 21 October 2025
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| 0:07.4 | working toward a healthy, resilient, secure world for all. On the web at theshmit.org. |
| 0:14.5 | Hazel, I know you love this time of year. I do. I'm a spooky queen. |
| 0:19.3 | Anything horrifying and creepy? That is your comfort zone. Yeah, I live in a spooky queen. Anything horrifying and creepy? |
| 0:21.1 | That is your comfort zone. |
| 0:22.7 | Yeah. I live in a haunted house. |
| 0:25.1 | I've talked about being a vampire in the show before. |
| 0:28.9 | Like, I'm technically at least 3,000 years old. |
| 0:32.0 | Do you change your social media handles to, like, witch hazel? |
| 0:36.7 | Or like, or like, like raboon goblin helton no i don't um because i'm cool |
| 0:48.8 | and i wouldn't do that are you besmirching the good name of everyone who does that year after year? I kind of, I've been off Twitter for so long, but I actually forgot that people did that. Like, they changed their names in kind of like a, almost like a roller derby type fashion. Exactly. Some spooky name. Roller derby is a really good, a good descriptor. But Stephen, I guess you must be into this time of year, too, and I didn't know that about you |
| 1:12.9 | until now. |
| 1:13.9 | I am, but I'm really averse to doing any work. |
| 1:17.6 | So, like, costumes, not my thing. |
| 1:21.0 | Doing up, like, decorating my yard, I don't want to set foot in my yard. |
| 1:26.2 | So, like, really, for me, Halloween is entirely |
| 1:29.6 | candy and cereal. Booberry, by the way, best of the monster cereals. But that's the stuff that I |
| 1:35.8 | love most. I know you wouldn't think that I'm into community, but that's what I love. I want |
| 1:41.1 | trick-or-treaters to come by. I want to decorate the yard. I want to do costumes. Do you, do you scare the trick-or-treaters to come by. I want to decorate the yard. |
| 1:44.3 | I want to do costumes. |
| 1:45.6 | Do you scare the trick-or-treaters? |
| 1:47.8 | Do you have something when they come up on the steps that scares them, or is there a setup? |
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