Welcome to Redact their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get them control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to Redact to Tonight.

This is the show where Americans in America covering American

news are called foreign agents. So this week has been nothing but Republican National Convention,

but we had to prep this episode before the best speeches. So I figured I'd give the R&C coverage

break, save it for the YouTube page, and instead focus on some of the other important things

going on. Yes, while everyone talks about nothing but how Donald Trump is a moron with a side

of shit for brains, there are many other important stories, believe it or not. For example,

did you know they can predict who's going to get cancer now?

Uh, yeah. Do you think that might deserve a mention on our nightly news?

No, of course not. There's not enough money in stopping cancer quickly. Need to drag it out.

Keep it going, like a bad relationship. You know, don't get divorced quickly and move on.

Let's make each other miserable for a couple of years arguing over who gets stuff

neither of us cares about.

Like that old armchair, cookbooks we've never used, torn drapes, the kids, etc.

Drag it out.

I'll get to how scientists can now predict cancer in a moment.

But let's back up.

According to the National Cancer Institute, in 2020, roughly 1.8 million people will be diagnosed with cancer in the United States.

And an estimated 606,520 people will die of cancer this year in the U.S.

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