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I still miss the live audience. It's been months, Still miss you guys. This is the show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents. This has been a groundbreaking few weeks. The statues continue to fall around the country. Three

One. Monuments to Confederate generals, Christopher Columbus, Aunt Jemima, and others have been toppled.

Looks like our great country had to be dragged, kicking, and screaming into the 21st century.

We weren't going to do it without a fight.

That would have been un-American of us.

Some argue removing statues means we will never again know our history.

Yes, yes, exactly.

One can only learn history from metallic facsimiles, which consist of 30% copper, 20% tin,

and 50% pigeon shit.

Seeing these monuments is the only way to learn about things.

I myself had never heard of the existence of long pointy sticks until I saw the Washington Monument.

I didn't know of America's love affair with beans until I saw the big shiny one in Chicago.

And I thought giant vagina stargates were only a thing of science fiction until I visited St. Louis. Others have argued that our national

statues teach children what is valued in our society. And I couldn't agree more. I couldn't

agree more. Judging by the numbers, women and people of color are about 95% less important than horses.

Many of our presidents were horses.

A horse invented the light bulb.

Thomas Edison was a horse.

That's what I'm saying to you right now.

You might argue that's not true, but without a statue,

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