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Welcome to Face Jam. I'm just as surprised as you are. The show where we try every new fastwood creation to let you know if you need it, you probably do thanks to Hello Fresh and Honey for making this show possible. I'm your host, Michael Jones. Alongside my co-host Jordan Swear's happy to have him.

Nothing but compliments, not backhanded at all. Great that he's here. Smile on my face. The sun is shining. Not a clouded sight. Jordan, how are you? Confused now.

Why you confused last week I gave or the last episode I gave you good intro and I got shit for it. And you went, did he mean it? And I was just trying to remove all doubt and I feel like I've just added more.

Yeah, how I feel is doubtful. Put me on the injury report. I'm doubtful. Also, it's cloudy as shit today. Liar. No, no, no, I mean, like when I'm talking cloudy, I'm talking like storm clouds, I guess, you know, they're not rainy looking clouds. They're nice and fluffy.

I feel like Michael's confusion is now spreading through the cast because right before we started accomplished. He looked at the fact sheet. He just looked at the format for like the first time and he went, that's what we ate. And then the music started and we're right into the episode.

I'm always thinking. I'm always thinking that was really something. Never never stops moving up here. Okay, like you look at the side of an old locomotive. I'm that little bar.

It goes around by the wheel. That's me. Yeah, there's no name for it. It's just called the little bar. It's prominently featured. You know, I think it's, I think it's the chugga part of the chews.

Oh, okay, yeah, I'd be the chugga chugga. I feel like error would be the chuchu. Oh, definitely. He comes out of the Friday's bathroom and screams.

Chuchu, and we have, we have an engineer. Oh, we got him. He got the hat and everything is really Jordan. I'm in the

I think Jordan's the, I think Jordan's the rest of the trance. Jordan's the entirety of the train. I thought I'm like, we're Jordan's keeping it on the tracks. The rest of us are trying to do.

Rail it. Well, this is face, Jim. And we do review fast food items here. So I feel at this point I should inform you that today we're reviewing the red lobster wagyu bacon cheeseburger.

Red lobster cheeseburger. Was there was there fish in it? No, because I didn't throw up. And that's why, and that's why we're doing the hamburger at the restaurant. I like it. I like it. Dude, this is where we get red lobster.

Like checked off. Yeah. But we didn't have to have another long john silver situation. What do you mean another? What do you mean?

We didn't have to have another. What was the previous long john's situation? Where do we go? What was the disgusting fishing wheat? Sorry, we talked a lot about long john silver.

And how we hate it. We're never going to do it. Because in another, in another fashion, that's a fish place. But we had a fish place at the roast beef place. Yeah, it all got mixed up. Yeah, it's all confusing. Like stay in your lane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, that, that's my audition for a fear factor eating that sandwich. That was, I mean, that's a really good audition. I don't think they're making that show anymore. But that's it. You'll learn. Well, they're not.

The joke was a donkey piss. Was it donkey come and piss? Was that what was the man donkey come and piss? No, I'm serious. I don't know what your, is that the reason they stopped? That was the last episode. That was the last episode of fear factor. And it in error. People had to drink either donkey piss or donkey semen.

And they went too much and canceled the show. When you say, or do you mean they had an option between the, yeah, it was one or the other. It was one or the other. I'm almost certain you got to go piss, right?

Here's the thing. You, you say that, but like no nutrients. That's true. Well, at least it's the donkey come will keep you fuller longer. You're talking straight waste. Don't come. You might, you might get some benefits from caloric leaders protein. Yeah.

Benefits like baby, you'll be half donkey now. We just close your eyes and just you're just drinking a thick smoothie.

No, wait, do you think drinking donkey come makes you have donkey? I don't know what other benefits you could be talking about. Nick, look it up. Look it up and give me a thumbs up or a thumbs up.

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