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Welcome to Ambridge on the camera.

The music is a really won't really won't

want to be won't really won't like it was on a record player.

I don't know what happened then.

I don't know how.

I did that.

I did that.

We were just about,

Hello and welcome.

We just have been playing it live before we pretend we're not behind the curtain and then come out from the curtain.

Hello and welcome to Ambridge on the couch.

The most amateur podcast on the, or just that's the end.

Long-running amateur podcast.

Well, it kind of fits, doesn't it? It's on brand. Yeah, well, Lucy's listening to an echo of herself every time she opens her mouth. I'm ignoring. Which is more discombobulating than you think, isn't it? I mean, I couldn't deal with that, just saying, but we couldn't work out. I'm used to listening to myself. No one else ever bloody does, so yeah. You get yourself twice over. Yeah. Welcome to Ambridge on the

couch and in-depth look at the arches with me, Jeff Thomas, Harriet Carmichael, Lucy Freeman and Matt Rodriguez-Paid.

I'm doing quickly, I've got to go to the school fair. Guys, I'm on the candy floss stall in less than an hour. Is it windy? Because if it's windy, you're going to come out of there looking encrusted with sugar. No, it's boiling. Oh, is it? Okay. So it's just going to melt all over me before it even turns into fluff. You'll be covered in wasps. It's going to be disgusting. You look like one of those walking wasps people. It'll be horrible because I'll have my sticky sun cream on. The wasps will stick to me. Yeah. Take loads of baby wipes with you. Yes. Yes. That is a good idea. Yes, it is. I'll definitely forget. But no, that's a great idea. Thanks, Lucy. I'm also doing silent disco, so that'll be fun. Now, before we make a start on your but also sticky, before we make a start on your emails, let's have a recap of what happened this week in Ambridge. We began the week at the Bull with joy discussing how the Queen likes her scones, so we obviously had a teensy bit of time to fill a game this week. I don't watch cricket in real life. They don't play it round here as it's a bit pointy. But I might find some and start going, as the tea certainly sound worth it and absolutely enormous. How are people supposed to play cricket after a gobful of Yorkshire puddings and scones? This happens in the middle of the match, right? Do they not all have to go back to their cars for a quick snooze? Anyway, harassment came back to replace Tom as they played Francester, which is the most Anthony Trollopey name I have ever heard, and Ambridge had a resounding victory in who are for everything, I don't care. My disbelief had to be suspended from a bloody crane this week.

The village shop, which as one of our listeners has pointed out, has five volunteers as opposed

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