Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Bravo, Ducking, Bravo, and we're going to recap Orange County. We're going back in. We're

getting back in the trenches. I'm jumping right in. I got some little like BravoCon News,

but I'll pepper it in here and there because I just want to get going with this. This episode

opens with Shannon getting injectables into her face. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's filler or if it's Botox. They're going to tell me, right? They don't tell us. I have no idea. Her daughter, Sophie, is sitting there just watching in horror, covering her face as her mom is getting like syringes injected all over her. Oh, God. I get no peace. I get not a drop. We're watching

Ryan and Jen and her children washing a cyber truck. Child labor to wash the cyber truck.

Nothing has ever been more fitting. Of course Ryan has a cyber truck. I knew this. I just,

you know, seeing it right in your face like this on my big screen here, it's a little bit jarring, but I knew Ryan had a cyber truck between Jen's first season and second season. There was like a photo of the two of them smiling in front of his cyber truck, and I was like, all right. Ryan's washing the cyber truck. Jen's washing the cyber truck. Imagine paying $60,000 to $80,000 for what looks like a dumpster on wheels, and then you're washing it yourself. I don't even wash my own car. Like, what is this? They couldn't think of a scene. And then just to piss me off, the last thing they say to each other talking about the wedding. And she says, well, this is my wedding, but it's Ryan's funeral.

And they giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, because isn't it funny to pretend that you're forcing a man to be with you? He's lucky to be there. Okay, it's going to be this kind of episode.

Then we go to a scene where Heather is opening boxes. She's opening fendi boxes, because why not? You keep consuming,

madam. You keep consuming. And that all looks like shit, by the way. You look like shit,

by the way. I know what I missed, Danielle. But yeah, Heather, you keep opening fendi boxes.

So every time I open TikTok, I have to see your husband looking weary holding up random items for $29.99.

Doesn't being a doctor pay more than selling shit? You know what? It's a sad day. If being a doctor

doesn't pay more than selling shit on TikTok. I would like to be compensated for having to look at the

items that she bought from Fendi.

There's a shoe that looks orthotic. It's got like a two and a half inch lift across the bottom.

It's very, it's very even Fendi makes mistakes. And then the top part of it is denim.

What's up with the denim in Orange County? Oh my God. You know what? Less is more. She pulls out a hat. It's a damn

bucket hat with a frayed edge and it's the same denim print. Ma'am, don't go out like that.

You don't have real friends. Don't go out like that. A real friend would say that to you.

You know what? What am I doing? I don't even like Heather. Heather, it looks great. Oh, my God, your style. Where'd you get that? Oh, I wish I knew. I wish I could tell by looking at it where you got it from. Oh, it's Fendi. It's so understated. I never would have guessed. We got Terry shuffling around in the background. He's saying, endless boxes forever. That's right, Terry. Endless boxes forever, ever, ever. Heather,

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