When I say she gassed over the banister?

I can't imagine.

Bro, she gassed over the badister.

And yeah, she just was like, ugh.

Right.

What, blah, blah.

Guys, girls.

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I've never been number four.

Neither have I heard.

I've heard sensational things.

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Can I say something?

Of course he can, it's our show.

My hair cut routine, bro, is out of funk with our recording days. So I want to talk to me. All barbers are off on Sundays. And it's frustrating me. They have a life though. Yeah, valid they have lives. They have families to feed. They deserve a rest. However, I deserve to show up on a Monday, fresh and ready to record. Also fair. There's hundreds of thousands of people that watch this episodes. I don't know that Sunday saw me in fresh room. If I'm being honest with you. Why gone last week? No, I said, I don't know what your off recording schedule was like, so I'm saying, Wagon last week uh it wasn't a dig no it sounded like

one yeah i know that's what i sound like you saying what happened it wasn't a dig all right so last

week i had to get also it's not always their fault because our schedule was over the place yeah

last week i had to choose between beauty on cam or beauty in uae i chose the latter, obviously. Okay. And I'll choose it again. Okay. I'm with, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now, obviously, this week, we're recording today. I shouted Brosky yesterday, please. And then I'm getting it today, but he wanted to cut me tomorrow. Oh, okay. And I was like, that's unacceptable. If I'm being dead perfectly honest. I can't last. We've got a big day tomorrow. I'm not pulling up like this. And then I woke up with a Zit that would scare a child on my fucking nose. And I was like, you know? Yeah. I didn't even notice this is you said it. Thank you. But now you have. Yeah, but now, now I, now you've said it, I see it. I Jenny didn't see it before. Fair. Yeah. Fair, but yeah, it's just one of those days, bro. Sorry, G. It's just one of those days. But haircut tonight is this should be gone tomorrow. and I'll be my old beautiful self but sometimes you know we're just like really what is

Yeah how can you love me

Yeah But haircut tonight, this should be gone tomorrow. And I'll be my old beautiful self. But sometimes, you know, we're just like, really what is...

Yeah, how can you love me?

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