Real Magic Don't Eat Apple.

Penn's Sunday School

Society & Culture, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Stealing from Piff, maudlin promo reels, & losing friends at strip clubs.

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0:00.0	These are big fat tits.
0:04.4	Good to see you too.
0:12.6	Here we go.
0:15.9	Brothers, sisters, siblings, what kind of pens on this school?
0:18.5	I'm Matt Donnelly, we're broadcasting from Shoeke, Karetschio, South, here in Las Vegas.
0:22.3	And we just found out this week one of us is going to be doing Magic on TV this year.
0:30.0	We've been rehearsing for the new season of Bulless.
0:32.1	I also took a little detour and tried to audition for a TV show.
0:36.1	Oh boy, did it go differently.
0:40.4	Breach the love.
0:41.4	Yeah, I'm preaching.
0:42.9	Love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
0:45.5	Now you know, um, this is going to be awkward for me.
0:49.6	Very, very awkward when you have your lawsuit with Piff and your both friends of mine.
0:56.9	Because Piff has been building himself as the loser on America's panel.
1:02.4	Yeah, exactly.
1:03.2	And you now feel you have a right, a more of a right to that, that title than...
1:08.8	I've already put up the billboards.
1:10.2	Yeah, they're already up around town.
1:11.8	Yeah, so that's going to be really, really uncomfortable.
1:15.6	Now Piff called himself a loser because he came in second, right?
1:18.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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