This is the true story of a New York City boy with big town hopes and small neighborhood

dreams of becoming BFFs with the real housewives and other robber leveries.

Then one day that dream actually came true.

Let me take you behind the velvet rope.

Hey guys, this is David. Welcome back behind the velvet rope. How is everybody doing today?

We are going to get right into it because it is that time again. You know what that means.

It is listener appreciation day. I have to say when we started listener appreciation day,

I mean I guess I expected it. We had all of the fabulous women from the New Jersey and New York

City area came on. Those were our big listeners and then we finally branched out to some of the boys.

And then we finally branched out to out of state in Boston. Well, we have finally, finally gone

out of the country for everyone who is reaching out to me saying that they're out of the

country and can they ever be part of listener appreciation day. And I say yes,

behind the velvet rope is an international show people. So we have our first international

listener here today who is also related to Bravo in a sense. The one and only Maureen Hartfield.

Is that how you say your last name? That's right. You got it. How are you? I am doing great.

I'm so excited to be the first international guest. It's very exciting. You didn't realize

you were going to get a whole introduction like that. Did you? I feel very special. Thank you.

And we should say you're calling from Vancouver, Canada. I am. It's beautiful on sunny here today,

which is not the norm, but after weeks and weeks inside, it is nice to have sun.

It's still in New York City. It is still not that I have gone outside anytime recently,

but it is still absolutely freezing. I have my heat on and high as it can be.

Terrible. I mean, we're definitely staying inside a lot, but it's nice to have some sunshine for

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