Real ANSWERS & Real DRINKS with Professor Jacob | YES or NO

The Michael Knowles Show

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4.8 • 28.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It’s producer vs. host in this very special episode of YES or NO, as Michael Knowles takes on his associate producer—the infamous Professor Jacob—in a battle of stiff drinks and even stiffer opinions. From outrageous cultural hot takes to rapid-fire questions you can’t un-hear, the two go head-to-head to see who really knows whom better. Will Michael out-guess the man behind the curtain? Or will Professor Jacob school him on his own show? - - - Today’s Sponsor: Helix Sleep - Go to https://helixsleep.com/knowles to get 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order.

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0:00.0	Do people who spend 10 years in the friend zone deserve to be there?
0:05.0	Ouch.
0:06.0	This is a brutal question.
0:08.0	This is terrible.
0:10.0	I need to take a drink before we talk about this day. Welcome back.
0:27.6	Welcome back to Yes or No, the Bibulous battle to discover who knows whom better.
0:33.6	My guest today is Professor Jacob. How do we play? I'll ask the professor
0:40.3	yes or no question. He will select his answer away from my prying eyes. Then I'll guess
0:45.3	how he answered. If I guess correctly, I get a point. If I guess incorrectly, I lose a point.
0:52.3	No matter what, I will probably drink. Then it's the professor's turn.
0:57.3	Neither of us has seen the questions beforehand. Whoever has the most points at the end wins,
1:02.7	and the stakes could be higher. Let's get started. I have a wager for you. Okay.
1:11.5	First of all, Professor, I'm really glad that they allow underage drinking on this show now.
1:15.8	That's really great.
1:16.7	Thank you, too.
1:17.4	Twelve years old.
1:18.5	That's outrageous.
1:19.7	I'm very pleased that you're here.
1:21.5	The audience, I think, mostly knows Professor Jacob.
1:24.7	For those who have not followed the lore and the legend,
1:27.9	Professor Jacob is my child labor on the show and my associate producer.
1:33.9	So here's a wager.
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