Reacting To The Olympian Who Cheated + Brandon Opens Topps Cards | Mostly Sports EP 585 | 2.11.26

Mostly Sports With Mark Titus and Brandon Walker

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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 114 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:05.4	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:09.9	Barstool Sports.
0:16.1	Bar Tided.
0:22.6	Brandon Walker
0:27.6	Mostly sport
0:30.6	Stand up for babies I think it could work
0:32.6	What's your closing joke
0:34.6	Closing joke is this right here
0:36.6	You've been a great audience, thank you. How are we going to get an audience full of babies? The parents just bring them and drop them off in the closed environment? I think so. I think we do a comedy show at the mall. Right. And you know women be shopping. Yeah. And they bring their babies and you say you can just drop your baby off while you're shop. Sure. And then while the baby is while we have the baby. You do a tight 20? Yeah. Yeah. And then my final thing, I go. And that's it. And then they lose it. They fucking lose it.
1:11.3	Babies love that.
1:26.9	We were talking about this. By the way, welcome to mostly sports. I'm Architis. He's Brain and Walker. It is Wednesday, February 11th. We are live from Chicago as we always are. And right before the show. Well, not always because we were live in San Francisco last one. Always is relative. You're right. You're right, you're right. You're so right.
1:27.9	I was doing this.
1:28.9	Wait.
1:29.9	How are your hands? last one. Always is relative. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're so right.
2:17.7	I was doing this. Wait. How are your hands making the noise? Yeah, you got to listen closely, folks. Listen close. Now, now, for reference. Like the little squeaking noise. He farted. I'm making a fart noise in my hands. I don't make a noise at all. How are you doing that? Magic, dude. And then Brayne was like, how the fuck are you doing that? And then I said, this is having a baby. I've learned that my body can make all sorts of noises because you just have a baby staring at you and you'll do anything to laugh to get a smile. And then we said, what about stand up for babies? Well, to which I asked you, what's your number one move? And you did the, but I didn't get to, what's your number two move? Because this, this right here is just, oh. Yeah. That would be my opener. That would be my opener. I would walk out.
2:19.2	They could see me walking out. As long as you have your hands over your face. They see the body walk across the stage. I'm standing in front of the microphone. And as long as I go like this, they're like, is there anybody on stage right now? Is there anybody there? I thought I was at a stand-up show. And then I go, peekaboo. They all are like, holy shit.
2:33.7	So that's your, that's your opener.
2:34.8	And we're off.
2:35.4	Okay.
2:36.1	And then we're off at that point.
2:37.6	Okay.
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