If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

Dude, my neck hurts so fucking bad. It so stiff man probably from just like eating so much

pussy man that angle is just terrible you know

it's not true I don't I haven't left the house in like three weeks. P P, Pushing P, Pushing P.

P popping purple pickles in my anus, bitch, I'm pushing P.

SOTOMAYOR.

SELI down by the sea shore man she sucked my peace. Me and

Sally got a sexual relationship going on me and so well not not nowadays

not like when Sally was like 12 right or was Sally hold was Sally nobody knows how Sally was but all I know is that Sally was selling she shells down by the sea shore without a permit. She should be in prison and hanged. Maybe not hang. That was a little far. We should don't nobody's hanging Sally. Let's not hang Sally. Sally's fine. Everybody leaves Sally alone. Me and Sally, me and Sally, I'm trying to build a family

with Sally, okay? Sally's a great gal, okay? Sure, she was selling seashells down by the

seashore, she did a few things here and there. Maybe she got a little bit involved with the Russian mom. Maybe she didn't. I don't know, she did a lot of things and she might have sucked a couple of decks on the corner for $25, but sometimes that's what you got to do when you're trying to build a business.

Okay? A lot of these people, you know, they're like, oh, screw the billionaires, dude.

You know how much, how much cock, Mark Zuckerberg had to suck?

Suck, a lot of cock, and you would have did it too. Okay so what?

So what? Right Steve Jobs, Apple. Sure Steve Jobs died but then the other guy had to take over

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