Hey, Stephen. I'm about to go to a meeting in Fishtown of business owners that are supposed to be like-minded, like-minded. Any idea why I'm going? Do you have any idea why I'm going? You're about to find out. So, Stephen, I went to a networking group thing, meeting thing today. Oh, how was that? Well, they asked me, you know, my name. If I wanted to

share and I'm an alcoholic. Oh, wait, waiting for it. Wrong one. Wrong one. I'm far from an alcoholic. I think I've,

I think I had like four drinks this year so far. Four. I think I've only seen you drink once,

maybe twice. When did you see me drink you've

definitely had an old fashion or two in front of me it's rare yeah but so i don't even want to

i don't even want to drink those when i go out i just don't like alcohol i rather eat food than

drink so i have no desire to drink and and some people just don't understand how jed how can you go to a bar and not have a drink in your hand? Because even some people need to just have seltzer. Just because you know what they say? Other people are judging me. I'm like, do you think I fucking care what people say about me? I don't like drinking. I don't really care about people judging me, but it is more like,

what do I do with my hands? You know, I put in my pockets. Do I pull my hands? What do I do? I need,

I need a drink. You grab people's asses when they walk by like that guy did to me in California

that one time on that photo shoot at the, uh, uh, uh, what was that, what was that shoot we did over there?

I don't know what you're talking about. No, the, the, the, the photo shoot where the guy from old

school, uh, Will Farrell, his company. Funny or die? Yeah, funny or die where that person

dressed. Someone grabbed your ass... It was that you...

How do I describe the guy dressed in drag with the most...

Basically, he was a drag queen because that's what he looked like, a literal drag queen,

walked past me, pinched my ass, and that's assault. That's sexual assault. I don't even

remember that, but I just think of, you were, you were running back, you were back there shooting

pictures of, I was doing all the work. You, you actually were. Dude, that was such a stressful

night. I had to take the funnier die and pull you photo of what, 100 plus people.

Was Will Ferrell actually in that one? Yeah, he's in there. Oh, really? I don't even remember seeing that

picture. Yep, yep, yep. If you recall, I had it all set up for the one side of the venue and they

all showed up on the other side of the venue and I had to literally move them all over like cattle. That was,

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