Stephen, do I need to bring a gift for your baby's birthday other than myself?

Because I'm like a gift, right?

I'm like a gift that keeps on giving you a job.

So is that gift enough for your daughter?

Stephen, I was a big hit this weekend at birthday parties for babies.

Oh, were you?

I stripped to both of them.

I like that you brought pants to the beach.

I wore my Africa pants to the beach.

I know.

And I rolled them up.

I made them into shorts.

Was everyone just wearing bathing suits or what?

Well, the boozy bitches were all wearing this mesh.

These, like they were all wearing the same boozy girl outfit that they probably saw on

TikTok because they would have like a black bathing suit underneath.

And then they would have this like fish net knit, uh, uh, uh, it was like beige color, either

pant things that just, you know, you could see through and then some

sort of top. All the girls were wearing the same stuff. It's insane. It's like must be what's

hot right now on the streets. What about the guys? They all had dad bods. And I was very upset

about it. I was like, you losers and your dad buds. Yeah. So the first one was a five-year-old's birthday party. That is

Brandon from Allen's camera. Every year they have like an end of, end of summer thing because

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