Stephen, Stephen, I'm on the game drive right now. I can't talk. We just saw some giraffes. They're tall.

And we saw some lions in the bush. And then we saw some dong. I'll tell you more about the

dong on the show. Hey, Stephen, good news. Hello, hello. What's the news? No, I have good news.

You're supposed to say, what's the news, Jared? What's the news? No, I have good news. You're supposed to say,

what's the news, Jared? What's the news, Jared? I didn't get eaten by a lion yet.

Oh, that's good. Yeah, no, we saw a bunch of lions today. I'm here in Africa. Sorry,

people keep correct me. I'm in Kenya, which is in the continent of Africa. I mean, technically you're in Africa, though.

Well, yeah, I mean, the whole, but you don't say like, I'm in North America. That's why

someone corrected me. Like, you sound like a douchebag when you say that you're in Africa.

Well, I think a lot of people say they're in the States or something like that, if they're overseas.

I guess. I've got a bunch of notes to

talk about. It's currently 707 on my Apple Watch Ultra. Oh, new watch. Look at me. New watch.

Look at me. Look at me. New watch. Who dis? Stephen, do my arms still look good? I can definitely tell

you haven't been to the gym for sure. You fucking shut up right now. You shut your mouth. It's like a 15 inch diameter now instead of 16.

15. These are 16 and a half pythons. You don't mess with these pythons because I've been training

to beat off many of elephants. Speaking of many of elephants beating off. Holy shit. You should

have seen the dong on, was it Pascal?

Yeah. My other photographer people are behind me. Yeah, Pascal. Much bigger than what you're

used to, right? Yeah, much bigger than what I'm used to. This thing looked like, it wasn't

circumcised. He definitely isn't Jewish. Pascal is not Jewish. The moyle would have a hard time chopping him.

He would need like a weed whacker or a big guillotine to snat.

Dude, the size of their dongs are unbelievable.

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