Raven talks about his stand-up tour last weekend

The Raven Effect

Sports, Wrestling, Music, Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 4 June 2018

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Enzo Amore raps back; Raven & Busby question pearl necklace and golden shower enjoyment which comes up while discussing ZZ Top... before they sold out; Saturn update; new song by Raven - theme from Monkees becomes Theme from Busbees; over-under on Raven getting around to setting up new computer by July; Busby does new bit, Demon Diaries... poorly! No commitment. Boooo! New Thank you, F&@k you; Raven plays too much Sudoku, plus call-backs, payoffs, and of course, all the usual perversions.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-raven-effect--5166640/support.

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0:57.2	Huh?
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1:22.0	This is Raven. Hello and welcome today's show is being recorded from my Waffle House table in my Condo in Atlanta, Georgia.
1:43.4	It actually is always recorded there, so there's really no reason to mention it except the
1:47.4	humble brag, in case you didn't know, I own a waffle house table.
1:51.4	Ah, a little humble brag and never hurt anybody. I might have heard
1:54.4	Busby. Not my... I even introduced you yet. Shut up. Not my prized possession
1:59.4	but neither... Man I got to get a typist I got to get past 20 this this all this segue stuff was is all written down yes I got I got to get
2:09.6	the intro is always written down so I know what I'm talking about but I can't I can't ever read it because I can't read my own handwriting because it's so scratchy and I started taking typing lessons but I only got to like 20 words a minute which it's
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