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🗓️ 26 March 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Welcome to episode 51 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
The joy that is watching & documenting Traitors.
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0:00.0 | Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? |
0:03.4 | Owl goes lower. |
0:04.9 | From Blumhouse TV, IHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series. |
0:10.6 | Join the flighty Damien Hearst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. |
0:14.6 | I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. |
0:18.7 | And what's the way to find a missing person? |
0:20.6 | Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. |
0:23.1 | Listen to the hookup on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. |
0:30.2 | Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith. |
0:32.1 | And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith. |
0:33.6 | That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless |
0:37.8 | version of me. |
0:38.4 | And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Diklis Me. |
0:40.6 | I'm the old one. |
0:41.5 | I'm the young one. |
0:42.4 | And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. |
0:45.4 | Sounds innocent, doesn't it? |
0:46.7 | A lot of cussing. |
0:47.5 | A lot of bad language. |
0:48.6 | It's for adults only. |
0:49.7 | Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out. It's a work in progress. |
0:54.7 | Listen to beardless s-de-st-me on the I-Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever. |
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