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🗓️ 4 February 2024
⏱️ 116 minutes
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0:00.0 | Like some kind of Pizza Ninja, Domino's are slicing their prices. |
0:05.0 | Domino's price slice. |
0:07.0 | Small pizzas now 8 quid, medium now 10 quid, and large now 12 quid. |
0:12.0 | Yet we're making cuts to. |
0:14.0 | In 11th of February 24, minimum delivery spend, |
0:17.0 | charges and areas may apply. |
0:18.0 | Ties and see, see Domino's dot-K. |
0:20.0 | Have you seen Bert? |
0:21.0 | He cut sugar out. |
0:22.0 | Yeah, sugar and grains, baby. Cut them out. |
0:25.0 | Cut them out. Here's the thing too, late at night. |
0:27.0 | That's why you have GERD. |
0:29.0 | I used to have to... |
0:30.0 | Listen to me, dude. |
0:32.0 | I used to throw a word. I used to throw to throw it's a perfect word for gird gird I mean you want to know why I'm a dead gird |
0:39.6 | yeah gird and gout I, I should be your next special. |
0:45.0 | Yeah. |
0:46.0 | Gird from gird to gout. |
0:49.0 | Gird to gout. |
0:50.0 | Dude, pop the bottom. |
0:52.0 | I don't take, I used to have peps it with me take two or three a night because I would wait look gird |
0:59.1 | And I'd wake up yeah, it hurts my throat dude it. It burns my esophagus. |
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