Ranking the Players We'd Hate Playing Against, feat. Adnan Januzaj

B/R Football Ranks

Bleacher Report

Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 819 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The B/R Ranks Squad - Sam Tighe, Dean Jones and Jack Collins - take a look through the players that they would hate playing against in the professional game, and a deep dive into the reasons why those opponents must be a nightmare on the pitch; before they're joined by Belgium international and Real Sociedad star Adnan Januzaj, formerly of Manchester United, to talk his toughest opponents and who he wants to win the Premier League, courtesy of Liga Zone. Hot Takes include a discussion on whether Zinedine Zidane would suit the Premier League, why Bayer Leverkusen are the most fun team to watch in Europe and the topic chosen by you - can Paqueta and Piatek fire AC Milan back to the top table of European football? Bleacher Roulette takes on the big questions of whether you'd take the Mauro Icardi route and let your other half be your agent, picking a new place to watch football for a year, and if Pochettino, Klopp and Guardiola could save the bottom teams from relegation; before Sam rounds things off by ranking breeds of dog in today's Nonsense Rankings. To get involved, follow @brfootball on Twitter and Instagram, and use the hashtag #BRFootballRanks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sam, rank for me.
0:02.3	Top three England players in your lifetime.
0:04.1	Go.
0:05.0	What?
0:05.7	That's ridiculous.
0:06.8	I can't do that.
0:08.1	Um, I don't know.
0:10.2	Help.
0:10.8	Dean, help. Fasten your seatbelts and hold on tight.
0:31.0	It's that time again.
0:32.3	Yes, yes, it's BR football ranks.
0:34.8	The constantly career in coach trip of capable Calcio comprehension,
0:38.5	featuring lorry loads of Liga learning, bus balls of Bundesliga brainpower, and Porsches of
0:43.1	perception packed with Premier League perspective. My name is Jack Collins and I'll be a driver today,
0:48.1	subtly steering you through the soccer sphere in the only podcast, putting things back in the
0:52.0	right order. I am joined as ever by the yin and yang of this podcast.
0:56.6	Firstly, a man who has the inside line more than Lewis Hamilton,
1:00.0	and to whom transfer room has come to rest like those little birds on the arms of Snow White.
1:04.5	It's Sir Scoop, Dean Jones.
1:06.9	Hello, mate.
1:07.8	And a man who knows exactly who his favourite American singers past and present are,
1:12.6	Rank Sinatra and Rank Ocean, respectively, is the overlord of order, Samtai.
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